10:32:18] JaouaTuna: I am listening to the Fulham -Watford game. There is a guy on Watford called Scott Fitzgerald. [10:32:31] JaouaTuna: I keep thinking of a team completely made up of dead authors. [10:32:39] ollytron: there was a kid in my high school called F. Scott Fitzgerald, no joke [10:32:40] ollytron: hahah [10:32:50] JaouaTuna: Hemmingway in goal [10:32:51] ollytron: Stienbeck in goal [10:32:53] ollytron: hahahaha [10:33:04] ollytron: guess we differ on the pillar of 20th century american fiction [10:33:18] JaouaTuna: You need a big man to block the shots [10:33:56] ollytron: Steinbeck was big, but my mum agrees with you cause Hemmingway "was allways fishing" [10:33:59] ollytron: whateve3r that means [10:34:15] ollytron: i woul dhave TEd Huges as holding midfielder [10:34:25] JaouaTuna: Fishing, So he was lazy and wouldn't do much good out on the field where he has to run around. [10:34:39] JaouaTuna: Huges would be good in that position. [10:35:36] JaouaTuna: I am not sure why, but I imagine Hardy as a winger [10:35:50] ollytron: EM Forster as a centre half [10:35:52] ollytron: i can see that [10:36:14] ollytron: a guy was in the video shop yesterday and his name was Tomas Hardy, i was like"dude that's awesome" but he didn't get it [10:36:32] JaouaTuna: That's a shame. [10:36:56] ollytron: my mum reckons "George Eliot could take anybody on" [10:37:15] ollytron: Kipling would be the other central defender i think [10:37:25] JaouaTuna: That's not unreasonable. [10:38:01] JaouaTuna: Dickens could pair up with him there. [10:38:15] ollytron: Betjemin and Coleridge would be my choices for forwards, with Lawwrence as attacking midfielder [10:38:26] ollytron: Dickens has to be a full back [10:38:59] ollytron: Chaucher as the other winger? little guy [10:39:09] JaouaTuna: Lawro in midfield, that's great. [10:39:29] JaouaTuna: Chaucher is quick with wit so probably same with his feet. [10:39:49] ollytron: hehe [10:39:56] ollytron: i think we have a team now [10:40:04] ollytron: or do we need another full back, Stienbeck there? [10:40:18] ollytron: we need a becnh, lets email BBC, it could be a feature [10:40:26] JaouaTuna: Yeah, we haven't placed him elsewhere yet. [10:40:42] JaouaTuna: Kinda like their English XI of the past. [10:40:51] ollytron: English Lit [10:40:53] ollytron: wow [10:40:58] ollytron: imagine a French lit past [10:41:00] ollytron: that's scary [10:41:02] ollytron: Camus in goal [10:41:07] JaouaTuna: de Sade? [10:41:10] ollytron: Flaubert central defence [10:41:15] ollytron: de Sade def up front [10:41:17] ollytron: with Satre [10:42:35] ollytron: scary stuff [10:43:11] JaouaTuna: Victor Hugo is attack midfield [10:43:23] ollytron: oh totally, with Dumas as a winger [10:43:36] JaouaTuna: Molire on the other side. [10:43:54] JaouaTuna: Balzac one of the fulbacks [10:43:59] ollytron: genius! [10:44:31] ollytron: troube is our "english" side has americans [10:44:50] JaouaTuna: true, might have to make three [10:44:57] JaouaTuna: and split the americans off [10:44:59] ollytron: maybe Noel Coward could take STeinbeck's place as full back [10:45:07] ollytron: that's how they'd want it [10:47:09] ollytron: so how'd be in goal? Wordsworth? [10:47:40] JaouaTuna: yeah [10:48:35] ollytron: this is amazing [10:50:52] ollytron: zola as fullback or defensive midfield? [10:51:27] JaouaTuna: defensive mid [10:51:31] ollytron: tight [10:51:44] JaouaTuna: We have too many english midfielders [10:51:52] ollytron: i don't think so [10:52:02] ollytron: hardy lawrence hughes and chaucher i have [10:52:14] JaouaTuna: Huges, Lawrence, em forster, chaucher, and hardy [10:52:29] ollytron: oh i have forster as a defender [10:52:36] JaouaTuna: oh, ok [10:52:41] ollytron: and by the way, where's Orwell?? [10:52:56] JaouaTuna: we have 11 right now. [10:53:17] ollytron: myabe we need a switch up, take off Betjemin, play Chaucher up front with Colerdige and out Orwell as as a winger? [10:53:28] JaouaTuna: ok [10:53:44] ollytron: little man big man up front [10:54:10] ollytron: then we have a decidedly 20th century midfield, which is good, cohesive [10:54:53] ollytron: colereidge will be good up front cause of the opium, you know, he'll scare off the defense, run from those demons chasing him, halluciate frequently [10:55:04] JaouaTuna: hahaha [10:56:01] ollytron: Breton? Cocteau? any place in the france side? [10:56:15] ollytron: oh wait, Proust! [10:56:21] ollytron: central defense [10:56:22] JaouaTuna: we have a center back and a fullback spot open [10:56:40] JaouaTuna: so just fullback now [10:56:41] ollytron: Maupassant or Cocteau as full back? [10:56:50] ollytron: or Voltaire? [10:56:55] JaouaTuna: Voltaire [10:56:57] ollytron: nice [10:57:19] ollytron: try the file again, it didn't seem to work [10:58:17] JaouaTuna: let me e-mail it as it doesn't seem to be connecting. [10:58:58] JaouaTuna: ok, check your Oberlin account. [10:59:19] ollytron: cool, thanks [10:59:22] JaouaTuna: French are on sheet one, English on sheet two [10:59:24] ollytron: my mum says the french would win' [10:59:35] JaouaTuna: With de Sade they fight dirty. [11:00:53] ollytron: this is genius, we should make a graphic and put it on your webpage [11:01:17] JaouaTuna: Ok, I will work on it. [11:01:43] JaouaTuna: Do you want to work on any of the graphics? [11:02:58] ollytron: haha, and about the benches, Verne and Bataille should complete the french, and for england... [11:03:15] ollytron: yeh, you wanna do one team and i'll do the other? [11:03:55] JaouaTuna: Sure, but how should we do it? Use the little players off the BBC Fantasy site or what? [11:04:29] ollytron: i was going to try and find little bodies like those and cut out faces from pictures or portraits on line. not that they'll look very good, but it would be fun [11:04:58] JaouaTuna: ok [11:05:06] JaouaTuna: Do you want any particular team? [11:05:08] ollytron: LArkin, Shaw, Shelley, Keats on the England bench [11:05:14] ollytron: nah, you pick [11:05:34] JaouaTuna: I'll do the French [11:05:41] ollytron: cool [11:05:50] ollytron: next up the composers of germany against the composers of russia... haha [11:06:19] JaouaTuna: They question is, would Austria be considered part of Germany for this? [11:06:58] ollytron: naturally, thin of it as Russia verus Prussia [11:08:04] ollytron: well, it's lunch for me, i'll get to work on this after work today [11:08:18] JaouaTuna: Ok. Bye. [11:08:21] ollytron: seeya